What-EVER Mya!

Yesterday I put this shirt on Mya -


and we proceeded to have the following conversation:

Me: Nice shirt.
Mya: It not a shirt, it's a dress.
Me: Nope, it's too short to be a dress, it's a shirt.
Mya: It not a shirt, it's a dress.
Me: OK, it's a dressy shirt.
Mya: It's a dressy not a shirt.